Apparently the the Indian authorities in Delhi are having serious problems with violent monkeys. They recently attacked the Deputy Mayor of Delhi on his terrace, he fell off as a result and sustained “serious head injuries.” Here’s the Delhi government’s proposed solution:

One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques.

Yes. Brilliant… and you wonder why you’re being attacked by monkeys in the first place. Here’s the article from the BBC.

I’ll update this post in another 6 months with news of giant gorillas attacking Indian government officials, and their solution will be to genetically engineer a species of 14-foot tall super-gorillas with machine guns, and the real-life Planet of the Apes saga will begin. Fucking morons.